Closet Lover Pillows

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Shoe addict.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

Closet.

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'This closet needs digitized.'

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

Bag Lady.

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

For Sale. And, of course, there's a roomy walk-in closet.

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

Sty Guru

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

'She thinks she's the cat's meow just because she was on Antiques Roadshow.'

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'