Closet Conqueror Pillows

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I love fast break business success."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

The Move.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

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