Towel Conqueror Pillows

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Just call me Picasso!

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Painter's Duel.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Stop staring"

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Careerist

Access Denied!

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

How men shop for towels.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

You finished Netflix

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Abstract painter

'The mARTyr'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

"My art is bigger than life."