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"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"

Telemarketing dials it up a notch.

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Gamers

Second lifeReal life.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Must get a longer cable."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

Contest to enter the University

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

University of Adversity.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'