Conversation Conqueror Pillows

"I don't want to seem to want to talk about it."

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Homo Gamus

Second lifeReal life.

Gamers

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

E-mail

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Computer Gamers.

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"Would you please speak more slowly and with a different accent?"

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"Thank you for your enthusiastic but WRONG example of cursive writing."

"Now tell me more about your fear of speaking in front of an audience."

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"