Interview Conqueror Pillows

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"Thanks for the interview. And, you're definitely on my shortlist."

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

Rage.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Homo Gamus

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Second lifeReal life.

Gamers

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Good Luck!

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Final Exams Tip

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

GCSE's

Contest to enter the University

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"Okay, Brian, it’s time to shut down your brain, quiet the anxious thoughts and begin to relax—just let it all go... and take a Valium."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"I ran out of answers before she ran out of questions."