Video Call Conqueror Pillows

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Must get a longer cable."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

A Zoom School of Fish

MLB 2020

Working from home.

Zoom