Video Call Warrior Pillows

"Oh fine, fine. . . you know me! How have YOU folks been holding up?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

Call Center.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Zoom Rodeos

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

MLB 2020

Working from home.

A Zoom School of Fish

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

New Zoom Backgrounds