Video Call Warrior Pillows

"Oh fine, fine. . . you know me! How have YOU folks been holding up?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Call Center.

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

MLB 2020

Working from home.

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

A Zoom School of Fish

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

New Zoom Backgrounds

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."