Video Call Enthusiast Pillows

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

"Today on Zoom she was like, 'I really think everything's going to be okay,' and I'm like, 'I always knew she was a conspiracy theorist!'"

Self-Isolating

"Just think... when this Covid thing is over, we can get the old carpool back together!"

Work from home dress code

"Regular Skyping IS good for your mental health during lockdown, but not ME and not EVERY DAY!"

"Then the grandma and Goldilocks went to the outlet mall here in Phoenix."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"So cool that I don't have to wear shirts for these things."

MLB 2020

"This was more fun online."

Prom 2020

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

A Zoom School of Fish