Video Call Enthusiast Pillows

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I'm using a fake background, no one knows I'm the litter box."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

"Today on Zoom she was like, 'I really think everything's going to be okay,' and I'm like, 'I always knew she was a conspiracy theorist!'"

Self-Isolating

"Just think... when this Covid thing is over, we can get the old carpool back together!"

Work from home dress code

"Regular Skyping IS good for your mental health during lockdown, but not ME and not EVERY DAY!"

"Shall we talk about something else?"

"Then the grandma and Goldilocks went to the outlet mall here in Phoenix."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Nation

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

Guess what pants I'm wearing on this Zoom call.

"So cool that I don't have to wear shirts for these things."

MLB 2020

"This was more fun online."

Prom 2020

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

...the onion rings

Zoom Rodeos