Video Call Aficionado Pillows

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

The Age of Innocence

"Before we seal the deal do you think we should tell them we haven't been using a cat filter."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'The King of what?'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

...the onion rings

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Zoom Rodeos

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."