Video Call Aficionado Gifts

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

The Age of Innocence

"Before we seal the deal do you think we should tell them we haven't been using a cat filter."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'The King of what?'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

...the onion rings

Zoom Rodeos

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'