Video Conference Aficionado Gifts

Longing for office work

'Alice seemed to think having a video conference was similar to trying out for American Idol.'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Zoom Christmas

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

Zoom Wedding

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Office worker on desert island on cell phone: 'No, I haven't seen the minutes.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Remote work