Video Meeting Enthusiast Gifts

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

MLB 2020

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

Zoom Backdrop