Virtual Meeting Enthusiast Gifts

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"We've seen a lot of this in 2020... It's called 'Zoom Face'."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Zoom Backdrop

Dog Park Zoom

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Thanks for coming in."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Remote work

"Camera not working."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

Virtual Magic Tricks

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

'What's your policy on working from home?'