Virtual Meetings Gifts

Elephant in the zoom

Christmas parties are not what they used to be!

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Cat Zoom Meeting

This isn't nearly as much fun Over Zoom

New Zoom Backgrounds

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"Yeah, actually, we did need you to come in today."

"Thanks for coming in."

Medusa on Zoom.

Zoom Rodeos

Too long on zoom

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Just think... when this Covid thing is over, we can get the old carpool back together!"

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

Remote work

Covid safe weddings

"I don't know why you get so stressed every time you have to sit in front of a camera."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Are you looking at my bookshelf?

"Hi. My name is Chris and I'm a 'rubbing alcoholic.'"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Argh, now his screen is big! Isn't there a button that puts all my ducks in a row?

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

Virtual Magic Tricks

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'