Web Meetings Gifts

Cat Zoom Meeting

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"5...4...3...2..."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Camera not working."

Remote work

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Canadian Zoom

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."