Meeting Online Gifts

'We met over the net.'

Love in social networks

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"5...4...3...2..."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.