Online Meetings Gifts

Ten Months Later

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Yes, all of them. I need a Zoom background."

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

"I'm sorry, but I don't think I can keep up with anything on Zoom."

"After that last online meeting I had, everyone sent me nose hair tweezers. Just what are they trying to say?"

"Working from home has involved him in a lot of online meetings..."

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"5...4...3...2..."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Virtual Magic Tricks

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'