Online Meetings Gifts

Ten Months Later

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Yes, all of them. I need a Zoom background."

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

Could you do that somewhere else? Everyone in the meeting can see you.

"I'm sorry, but I don't think I can keep up with anything on Zoom."

"After that last online meeting I had, everyone sent me nose hair tweezers. Just what are they trying to say?"

"Working from home has involved him in a lot of online meetings..."

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

What leave meeting button?

Summer is ending, Ernie. It's time for me to put away my business shorts and bring my business sweatpants back out.

These day everybody in my book club has actually read the book.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"5...4...3...2..."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,