Video Meetings Gifts

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Zoom Christmas

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Dog Park Zoom

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Thanks for coming in."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Zoom Wedding

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"