Video Conferences Gifts

Canadian Zoom

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Zoom Christmas

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Cat Zoom Meeting

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Thanks for coming in."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Zoom Wedding

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."