Video Conferences Pillows

Canadian Zoom

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Who called this meeting again?"

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Zoom Christmas

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Cat Zoom Meeting

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Zoom Wedding

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.