Virtual Conferencing Pillows

Big Man Off Campus

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Zoom Christmas

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Zoom Wedding

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"