Digital Conferencing Pillows

Video speaking.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Who called this meeting again?"

Text Culture

Obsession with the Internet.

WiFi Signals

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Now you can send it."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"