Teleconferencing Pillows

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"So - we meet at last."

'Yes, I said we needed to talk - but I certainly didn't mean face-to-face.'

"Sorry, I thought this was a Skype meeting."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

'Hey Greg, you gonna be at work today?' - 'No, man. Workin' from home. You?'

"Why don't you just go ahead and email me and we'll schedule a call, O.K.?"

'I take it you're having the businessman's lunch.'

'My rate's two hundred an hour; sure why not?'

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"After that last online meeting I had, everyone sent me nose hair tweezers. Just what are they trying to say?"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Who called this meeting again?"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Zoom Christmas

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Dog Park Zoom

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Zoom Wedding

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.