Teleconferencing T-Shirts

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"So - we meet at last."

'Yes, I said we needed to talk - but I certainly didn't mean face-to-face.'

"Sorry, I thought this was a Skype meeting."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

'Hey Greg, you gonna be at work today?' - 'No, man. Workin' from home. You?'

"Why don't you just go ahead and email me and we'll schedule a call, O.K.?"

'I take it you're having the businessman's lunch.'

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego teleconferencing in from?"

'My rate's two hundred an hour; sure why not?'

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

"After that last online meeting I had, everyone sent me nose hair tweezers. Just what are they trying to say?"

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Mark Zuckerberg

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

Zoom Christmas

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Dog Park Zoom

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

Zoom Wedding

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"