Teleconferencing Wizard Pillows

Woman bringing coffee cups to business people attending a video conference (via computer screens).

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Sports Radio in Crisis

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

Silly sausages

The Town Tweeter

Telework Pants

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"So - we meet at last."

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Sorry, sir. I thought it was a zoom meeting."

Scottish Dialect

"I'm afraid the turnout isn't as high as we'd hoped, three of them misheard the date; five got the time wrong and everyone from sales went to a hotel in Scarborough by mistake!"

Bob kept missing the point and was forced to wait around for the next one.

'Well, how did he react? Was it that scowling-grunt of no way, or that raised-eyebrows-grunt of just maybe?'

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"Why don't you just go ahead and email me and we'll schedule a call, O.K.?"

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"