Teleconference Wizards Pillows

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"So who is this First pet?"

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Telework Pants

The Town Tweeter

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"Could you continue to work from home? We're enjoying not having you in the office."

'All our operators are busy with customers who don't have an eternity to wait.'

Scan And Repair

Scottish Dialect

Texting Addicts Anonymous

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

'This is my multi application cell phone, it does all my work. I just hit OK button!'