Digital Communication Wizards Pillows

"I shared your photo and information with all my friends. You have a ton of 'thumbs up'. Wait, my phone is upside down."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Twitter censorship

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

'How fast can you hype?'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

The Communicator

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

This reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, is it true that most people need to improve their listening skills?" Sure, I enjoy the glistening hills.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

I can record our game. Big deal. Mine can get everyone's stats plus find sales on bats and gloves. Wow! It does everything! Teddy! Except catch the ball. Isn't there an app for that?

Computer whisperer.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

P.C. in the Stone

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"