Digital Communication Wizards Pillows

"I shared your photo and information with all my friends. You have a ton of 'thumbs up'. Wait, my phone is upside down."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Twitter censorship

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'How fast can you hype?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The Communicator

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Computer whisperer.

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

Headless Horserider uses a computer

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."