Digital Communication Buffs Pillows

'I just think that it's a little weird that he learned to text before talk.'

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21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Did you get my tweet?"

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Textin’"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Ruddy bloggers!

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Spam in Hell.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

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