Digital Communication Lovers Pillows

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Campaign for Plain English

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Right click for yes...

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Text Culture

Obsession with the Internet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

WiFi Signals

"Now you can send it."

Ruddy bloggers!

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”