Digital Communication Lovers Gifts

'I didn't come when called? Have you tried Twittering me?'

Erdogan and Twitter.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Campaign for Plain English

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

This Message Has No Content

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"You know, there are other emojis."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Text Culture

Bird Tweet.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Obsession with the Internet.

WiFi Signals

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

The Modern Novel.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Ruddy bloggers!

"Now you can send it."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."