Digital Communications Enthusiast Gifts

'We need to get the message out that the Tories are about silly gimmicks and not intelligent debate... You put a video on Youtube and I'll send out some tweets on Twitter.'

The Computer Bore

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"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Graduates on their phones

Ruddy bloggers!

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

The Love Psychologists

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'I was just ringing to see if you'd got the email about my letter.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

Technological advances within the office.

Relationship Issues.