Telecommunication Enthusiast Gifts

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Come quick, Watson - we may have won some FREE dance lessons!'

'Hello... hello... Miss Trumble, hello...'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Campaign for Plain English

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

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Evolution.

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Gen-Next Library

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

What's an Imax cave?

City Marathon.

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

Ruddy bloggers!

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.