Telephony Enthusiast Gifts

Two phones talking to one another.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Man, times have changed.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'The King of what?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Children and technolohgy

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'I'm on the way!'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

...the onion rings

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'