"Talk faster. I'm on a land line and I have the feeling we'll soon be disconnected."
Telephone Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for a telephone aficionado? Our collection offers humorous and clever items that speak their language—whether they're into vintage phones, modern gadgets, or just love a good chat. These thoughtful gifts are ideal for anyone passionate about telecommunications, combining wit and personality in every design. From mugs to prints, find something that will dial up their joy and show how much you appreciate their tech-savvy side.
Man on phone saying 'hello'. The speech bubble wording imitates the curling cord of the phone.
Owl answers telephone.
'Welcome to 1001 Ways to Save Time In Your Busy Life...please press one now...'
"Morrison, Robertson, Hitchcock, Brusiloff, Leggett, Winthrop, and ... Oh, hello Muriel."
"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."
"You're entitled to one brief call."
Bonita gets a Cattle Call
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'
"This conversation's mouth-to-ear delay is particularly frustrating."
"Quiet please, can't you see I'm on the phone?"
"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."
'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'
"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."
Adam puts God on hold while texting.
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
'The King of what?'
"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."
Technology and Love
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."
Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone
Mobile phones and long distance relationships,
"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."
'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'
"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."
Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.
'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'
"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."
Telephone Aficionado Gifts Collection
Telephone Aficionado Mugs
Browse our collection of phone lover mugs – perfect for a telephone aficionado who enjoys a good chat over a cup.
Telephone Aficionado Pillows
Explore our cozy phone-themed pillows—ideal for lovers of vintage and modern phones who want to add personality to their living space.
Telephone Aficionado Prints
Check out our telephone-inspired prints—beautifully designed and perfect for decorating a gadget enthusiast’s home or office.
Telephone Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover our witty phone-themed t-shirts—great for any enthusiast who loves a clever pun or bold statement about their passion for telephony.