Cellphone Aficionado Gifts

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

"Sorry, you were saying? Some guy tweeted his breakfast menu."

"Damnit. My phone's dead, too."

Me, Me, Me Time.

Phone Mittens

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

'Man, times have changed.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

United Church of OMG

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

Children and technolohgy