Phone Aficionado Gifts

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Don't use that ring tone with me, young man!'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

Bacteria speaks on cellular phone,'Marty, I'm just about to divide, so I can't make it for lunch. Both of us will get back to you.'

'Texting Bee'

"Hi. Steve Smith here. Just calling to say hello and touch base. Well, bye. Hi. Steve Smith here. Just calling to say hello and touch base. Well, bye. Hi..."

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."

'I'm just opening the mail...you should see the size of my mobile phone bill!'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

Technology and Love

'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'

"The wrong number? Then why did you answer it, you silly man."

Phone Henge

Caring for the phone

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'So are you seeing anyone?'

'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using a cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'

'I hear a new generation is coming out soon. Its taken 4 years to develop.'

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

"'Ere, are you not looking at my bird?"

"Oh, hello darling..."

"Once I send you the flag of Antigua and Barbuda, I'll have texted you every emoji on my phone."

Pineapple Rings

"I think the dumber you are the smarter your phone should be."

Children and technolohgy

"Yes, we will exchange your phone, but I doubt you purchased that phone here."

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

'Of course it's always busy! That's your number!'

Suddenly, God wondered if Saint Andrew had a cooler cellphone than him.

"Grenshaw will get us out = he's brought his mobile phone."

Hello, I'm phoning from my car...

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"Got to go. I think my phone is dying."

'Phone thief' stealing a phone box.

I'm not ready to move from casual status updates to personal intimacy. Pass the cream.