Phone Enthusiasts Gifts

'And to my teenage grandchildren, I leave my unused phone minutes.'

'You'll never guess where I'm calling from!'

'It's cheaper than a cell phone and there are no roaming fees.'

'Dear BT customer, this is to inform you that the Number of the Beast is due to change again ...'

"And for an extra $5 per month, you'll be covered for bumping into things while staring at your phone."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

Four men in a cafe, a phone rings and they all answer their mobile phones

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

'Did you know that your lips move when you text?'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wonders of technology always keep me wondering."

"Nobody cares any more."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.