Phone Enthusiasts Gifts

'And to my teenage grandchildren, I leave my unused phone minutes.'

'You'll never guess where I'm calling from!'

'It's cheaper than a cell phone and there are no roaming fees.'

'Dear BT customer, this is to inform you that the Number of the Beast is due to change again ...'

"And for an extra $5 per month, you'll be covered for bumping into things while staring at your phone."

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

"You've reached the Tower of Babel voice mail. Press one for Aramaic, two for Sumerian, three for Babylonian, four for

The wrist bon's connected to the hand bone, the hand bone's connected to the finger bone, and the finger bone's connected to the cell phone.

"That couple has been joined at the hip since I was a kid."

Four men in a cafe, a phone rings and they all answer their mobile phones

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

'Did you know that your lips move when you text?'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The wonders of technology always keep me wondering."

"Nobody cares any more."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."