The End of the Worker Bees
Phone Fanatics Gifts
Looking for a gift for a phone fanatic who can't put their device down? Our collection features humorous and clever items that reflect their passion for smartphones. From quirky accessories to decorative prints, these gifts celebrate their obsession with technology in a playful way, making their phone habits a fun part of their personality.
'Of course he was in your blind spot. Everything not on your android is in your blind spot.'
'Are you two still not texting?'
"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."
Could you remind me where I am? Pardon? I forwarded my work phone to my home phone. Then my home phone to my mobile phone. Then my mobile phone back to my work phone back to my mobile phone! Rriiing! Rriiing! Rriiing! Am I currently pretending to be at home, mobile or office?! Now I'm lost.
'I'll call you back... when do you people eat breakfast?'
Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.
Single Cell Phones: 'I can't hear you, you're breaking up...'
'Stop telling people what you paid for your iPhone!!'
'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'
'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'
"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."
"Apparently he's been lost in the desert for days."
"Is that your phone buzzing?"
"I fear he's losing all sense of muscle memory."
"Even though he knows it's a robocall, he can't resist answering his phone. We are weaning him off his answering urge."
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."
"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."
Adam puts God on hold while texting.
Technology and Love
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone
"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."
'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'
"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."
'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'
"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."
"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."
"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."
Phone Fanatics Gifts Collection
Phone Fanatics Mugs
Want more ideas? Explore our collection of mugs designed for phone fanatics and bring a smile to their daily routine.
Phone Fanatics Pillows
Add some personality to their space with pillows themed around their love for phones—fun, cozy, and conversation-starting.
Phone Fanatics Prints
Decorate their walls with prints that celebrate their phone obsession—stylish and perfect for any digital enthusiast.
Phone Fanatics T-Shirts
Looking for wearable humor? Discover our t-shirts crafted for phone lovers and let their passion show in style.