Cellphone Fanatic Gifts

The cell phone craze is getting out of hand.

"These roaming charges are going to kill me."

More and more people around the world are asking to be buried with their phones, in case of a premature burial...

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

Thermidor Dali

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Phone Mittens

'Heel.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"