Funny Phone Fanatic Gifts

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Dawing your Cellphone

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'The King of what?'

Technology and Love

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

Newborns on cell phones

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'Heel.'

Children and technolohgy

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Phone Mittens

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Man-mobile

The End of the Worker Bees

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"Yeah, I had to get a second cell phone so I can talk and text at the same time!"

"Proper I.Q. required"

'The first text on my new phone is from the manufacturer telling me the phone is already obsolete.'

I wonder what kind of welcome