Cellphone Fanatic T-Shirts

The cell phone craze is getting out of hand.

"These roaming charges are going to kill me."

More and more people around the world are asking to be buried with their phones, in case of a premature burial...

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Children and technolohgy

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'Heel.'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."