Mobile Phone Fanatic T-Shirts

'I text message so I don't have to listen.'

'Have to go, there's somebody at the door!'

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

'It's a new mobile phone with a patch antenna, not only do I get great reception, but I've quit smoking too...'

Teenager mobile phone addiction

The perils of texting while stampeding.

'I want you to stop texting and start using the phone. You have thumbitis.'

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

United Church of OMG

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'