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"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Man with a mobile phone pretending to be an aeroplane.

'Increasing resistance.'

"No! I don't want another selfie!"

"Hello, it's me - I'm on the car!"

"Ay...cell phone ringtones can be so irritating!"

Marvin never got booty calls, just boob calls.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Children and technolohgy

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Grandad Prodigy

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Phone Mittens

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'