Phone Enthusiast T-Shirts

The job interview.

"Oh no - what can we do? We haven't got our phones to film it!"

'No phone calls, please, until you've used up all of your dinnertime minutes.'

'How embarrassing. I talked to her for three hours before we realised it was a wrong number.'

Dr Samuel Crank, inventor of the trick call.

'I can't talk right now. I'm alone.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"What is an 'operator' and why are you on my parent's phone?"

Beatles looking at their phones walking across the road.

'Press 1 for classical, press 2 for easy listening or press 3 for jazz.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'For the last time NO, I do not wish to upgrade my phone!'

What technique! She'll just keep calling herself until this guy has to leave!

'Hi, it's me. I'm on the training course.'

'You actually wrote a textbook? Your thumbs must have been killing you!;

"...or for Customer service press 9. If you are on a rotary phone please hang up and go buy a real phone"

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

"Hello. This is Dial-a-Grump. What the hell do you want?"

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'

'I can't help thinking we haven't quite got the hang of phone sex.'

"I'll have to go, we've been talking for ages"

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"I've aged so much in the past year, my phone no longer recognizes me."

"I always thought it was just a figure of speech when people said their phone had died."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"I'd say divorce the swine but then I'm just a wrong number..."

'But it can't be engaged, operator - Nobody else speaks to her!'

'Sorry about that. I hung up on you.'

'Hello. You've reached the twenty-four hour toll-free hotline.'

'Ha, ha, ha! That's pretty good Myrtle. I've got one of those too.'

"It's so nice to be home, mum, and have unrestricted use of the telephone again"

''Robespierre'? -- How did you get this number?'

Ringtone Composer.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

A mouse answers the phone - 'It's that weirdo again... he keeps asking Where's the cheese? Where's the cheese?'