Mobile Phone Fanatic Pillows

'I text message so I don't have to listen.'

'Have to go, there's somebody at the door!'

Couple are so focused on their cellphones they don't notice their house burning down around them.

'It's a new mobile phone with a patch antenna, not only do I get great reception, but I've quit smoking too...'

Teenager mobile phone addiction

The perils of texting while stampeding.

'I want you to stop texting and start using the phone. You have thumbitis.'

'I'll call you back, I've got the Police behind me!'

"This isn't working out between us. I have the new iPhone, and you're still stuck on iPhone 4. I need someone who'll grow with me."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Digital Fomo!

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

United Church of OMG

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Thermidor Dali