Phone Fanatic Pillows

'What is it?'

Crowd Scene with Mobile Phones

Caller ID - "Who am I?"

"Hang on a moment...I'm on the other phone"

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I only keep selfies where I'm unrecognizably attractive."

"Can you hear me now?"

Conrad grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him.

Squashed on the road.

The Eternal Question

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Texting in the Middle of a Conversation.

"It's tragic really. With this handset I cna phone, fax or e-mail anyone in the world, but I've got bugger all to say."

'He's my smart due. He's going to hand around for a couple weeks, and teach me how to use my new smart phone.'

'You have smart phone dependency, also known as compulsive communication syndrome.'

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

"I'm sorry, could you hold that thought too? I really need to take this call."

'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'

"Don't force it. Let me call tech support."

Fourth of July tip: look up

"Do you mind, can't you see I'm on the phone"

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'Talk to me as we walk. I have a great roaming plan.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"The app does drain the battery on your phone, but it does come with these jumper cables."

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

When Technology Attacks.

'It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone.'

"Darling, you're going to have to text our son to ask if he wants some potatoes."

Man, dining at formal restaurant, has a place set for his beloved cell phone across the table.

"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."

The fountain of youths.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"I'd hang up on your right now if I didn't have such an unbelievable rate."

"The family that stares into the abyss together, gets through whatever insanity this year has in store together."