Phone Fanatic Family Pillows

Newborns on cell phones

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'Heel.'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Children and technolohgy

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Phone Mittens

'I'm on the way!'

Man-mobile