Phone Fanatic Family Pillows

Newborns on cell phones

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Thermidor Dali

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'I'm on the way!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Children and technolohgy

'Heel.'

Man-mobile

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Phone Mittens

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."