Phone Phanatics Pillows

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'The King of what?'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Children and technolohgy

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."