Phone Fiends Pillows

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Man-mobile

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

Newborns on cell phones

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'Heel.'

The End of the Worker Bees

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.