Phone Fiends Pillows

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Modern Narcissism

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

The Eternal Question

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

Man-mobile

Pizza Delivery Delays

"Tap anywhere to begin."

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."

'Heel.'

"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."

Newborns on cell phones

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

The End of the Worker Bees

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'The first text on my new phone is from the manufacturer telling me the phone is already obsolete.'